Oh yes, what you’ve ALL been waiting for, the debut of our semi-regular feature “Signs of the Apocalypse”!
This was just too good to pass up: The Wise Guy Burger at fast-food chain Red Robin. Now, I’ve never eaten at a Red Robin, and I now pray to God and all the saints and angels that I never will, but I saw a commercial for this, and it was freakin’ awesome.
That’s right. Fried cheese sticks on a burger. Along with pepperoni slices, banana peppers, marinara sauce and tomatoes, on top of a whitey white bun.
dietsinreview.com calcuated that the Wise Guy Burger would be this good for you:
- 1012 calories (half a day’s total)
- 51 g fat (just shy of a day’s total)
- 2017 mg sodium (400 mg short of a day’s total)
Oh and doesn’t it look delicious when not being shot by a professional photographer?
No. It looks like something evil. And that’s why it’s a sign of the apocalypse.